Look what I did!

-Unscrew metal floor board thingys.
-Rip out old carpet.
-Scrape off all the calking and glue.
-Vacuum and wipe.
-Trace and cut out new linoleum.
-Double side tape floor.
-Lay new floor and trim to fit.
-Have a 3 minute timeout because the stupid kitchen is small and awkward and why and where do these damn wires go.
-Rescrew all 103 screws that go in the metal floor board thingys.
-Sweep floor and put everything back.
All that in the few hours. Spicegirls! I mean, Girl Power!